wrappedupinpixiedust:

hair porn

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‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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Supernatural;Castiel;

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carryon-my-wayward-moose:

audreygolightly13:

It’s in sync even omfg it is perfection

someone hold me I caN’T BREATHE

WHAT IS AIRR„?„??!

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Supernatural cast;Jensen Ackles;Yo bring all dem gurls to da yard;

christopherpublick:

agh i forgoy about hairy heand ………….ok

christopherpublick:

agh i forgoy about hairy heand ………….ok

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey;Bilbo Baggins;Thorin Oakenshield;/Thilbo;

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

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/Destiel;This is how I want the confession to be;

Some folk we never forget…

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey;Fili & Kîli;

katotronik:

um?

um?

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Supernatural;Dean Winchester;Castiel;/Destiel;Hot AU;

my my, my my oh give me love

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three times castiel asked dean for help.

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Supernatural;Dean Winchester;Castiel;/Destiel;I feel like I should write something beautiful and poetic;about these moments;these moments where Castiel comes to realize that also he can rely on Dean;and that Dean doesn't have to be the one relying on him all the time;But no;I'm not poetic;OTP THOUGH;