‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me: Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
  • Me: I have no mother.
  • Her: Well can I speak to your father?
  • Me: Yeah, which one?
  • Her: Which one is home?
  • Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
  • Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
  • Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
  • Her: So who's Antonio?
  • Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
  • Her: So Carlos was cheating?
  • Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
  • Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
  • Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
  • Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
  • Me: I never said that.
  • Her: Yes, yes you did!
  • Me: No I didn't.
  • Her: Y-yes! You did!
  • Me: Did what?
  • Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.





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carryon-my-wayward-moose:

audreygolightly13:

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It’s in sync even omfg it is perfection

someone hold me I caN’T BREATHE

WHAT IS AIRR„?„??!



christopherpublick:

agh i forgoy about hairy heand ………….ok

christopherpublick:

agh i forgoy about hairy heand ………….ok



  • dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
  • sam: k
  • dean: so...so it's like this all right
  • dean: you know how i love pie the best
  • sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
  • dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
  • dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
  • sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
  • dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
  • dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
  • dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
  • dean: this really amazing cake
  • dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
  • dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
  • dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
  • dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
  • dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
  • dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
  • sam: dean wat
  • dean:
  • sam: what are you even saying
  • dean:
  • sam:
  • dean:
  • sam:
  • dean:
  • sam:
  • dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas


Some folk we never forget…





my my, my my oh give me love



three times castiel asked dean for help.



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